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Also about smart phone+9Your average dump time doubled when you got a smart phone, amirite?
Also about Technology+7995-99% of the time, plastic surgery makes people look far worse, yet they continue to do it, amirite?
Also about smart phone+30You're not your Facebook status. You're not how many friends you have. You're not the smart phone you own. You're not the apps of your phone. You're not your iPad. You're the all-planking, e-consuming crap of the world, amirite?
Also by Achilles982+64If you can't figure out what a commercial is advertising, it's a a car commercial. amirite?
Also about swiss army knife+282You hear way more about the Swiss army knife than the actual Swiss army, amirite?
Also by Achilles982+29Scientifically speaking, we are insanely lucky to exist... and have internet. amirite?
Also about smart phone+404Owning a smart phone radically increases your time on the toilet. amirite?
Also by Achilles982+41You only know that you became an adult when you choose the stairs over the slide entering any building. amirite?
Also about swiss army knife+619Google is like the swiss army knife of websites, amirite?
Also about swiss army knife+1,000The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.", amirite?
Also about swiss army knife+319If Switzerland is neutral then why is there a Swiss army knife? amirite?