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Also by bloodfarts_mccarthy+80If your status was defined by how young you are, nobody would have kids, amirite?
Also about humans and animals+33It's odd how animals can always understand humans in a movie but in only special cases can a human understand animals. amirite?
Also by bloodfarts_mccarthy+54If your professor wears a t-shirt that doesn't fit him and cracks a diet cola open at the start of the first day of class, you know your gonna have a good semester. amirite?
Also about animals+56It's amazing how different species have evolved in partnership or conflict with each other. Some plants use smell to attract pollinators and repel predators, like the corpse flower; some parasites make deals with other animals, using a sort of middleman host; and some physically unexceptional animals manage to form societies that are conduisive to the survival of their species, amirite?
Also about humans and animals+261The difference between humans and animals is that animals smell something good and put it in their mouth. Humans smell something good and put it on themselves in hopes that someone else will want to put them in their mouth, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+109A quiet lion is always more dangerous than a barking dog, amirite?
Also about animals+30Dear Captive Animals' Protection Society lovers... Those of you who are against animal abuse in circuses are only 25% correct with your 'investigations' saying that every single circus abuses their animals. complete BULLSHIT. Almost none of you have actually lived in a circus, so maybe the animals are thin because the circus doesn't have enough money to support them, but this RARELY happens... ... amirite?
Also by bloodfarts_mccarthy+66If whales could masturbate, there would probably be fish that follow them around to eat the jizz, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+109River has water, water has fish, rain is made of water. Fish rain, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+48Bodily fluids are perfectly normal and natural...until the second they leave your body. amirite?
Also about animals and lions+76Why do vegetarians get soo worked up over people killing animals? animals such as lions kill other animals for food, how do they jusitfy that? but people killing them is wrong? plants are living organisms to! and they think people who eat meat are the stupid ones. Amirite?