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Loud farts are your intestines exhaling heavily because they're upset at your choices. amirite?

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I got a powerful fsssssss type. Silent ones are the real deal on your nose.

Anonymous +16Reply

You've made your childish point. Now, move on

Anonymous +15Reply

They cheering

Anonymous +14Reply

People really need to put their head up their ass to make smart decisions

Milehighscrubs avatar Milehighscrub Yeah You Are +12Reply

Quiet ones are the intestines giving a sad sigh of a disappointed parent

Sometimes when I fard, I actually shidd

Anonymous +9Reply

Poo is butt vomit

Anonymous +8Reply

No. That's me applauding myself by clapping cheeks.

Pokkettss avatar Pokketts Yeah You Are +8Reply

I think of it more as a heavy sigh.

Anonymous +8Reply

Or its your microbiome applauding you for choosing probiotic/prebiotic foods

The most disgusting thing I read in an online article about farting was that if you hold in farts too much you can end up expelling gas through your throat because it backs up. I mean eww.

Do as doctors and athletes do and take proper care of your body. If you need to, step away from people and just fart.

Mrnobody7330s avatar Mrnobody7330 Yeah You Are +8Reply

"Gas station burritos again?" sighs, rolls brown eye
"Shut up, asshole."

So your are basically saying loud farts are butt sighs.

If that's the case my intestines get upset at nearly everything I eat, healthy or not.

Anonymous +5Reply

Farting doesn't mean you ate bad food. They're actually a health sign.
Not farting may be a sign of something not being quite right.

That being said, the amount of gas and smell are definitely dependent on your food chooses.

Iapetus-11s avatar Iapetus-11 Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Iapetus-11 Farting doesn't mean you ate bad food. They're actually a health sign. Not farting may be a sign of something not...

Idk why people think farting is bad. You're right, it's normal and healthy. Also if you wanna fart less just burp more, air has to go out of one or the other hole.

Edgycorners avatar Edgycorner Yeah You Are +11Reply

I think you have it backward, healthy food makes you fart more

@Dairyqueenemployee I think you have it backward, healthy food makes you fart more

If the magical fruit jingle has taught me anything, it's this

Anonymous +5Reply

If they're upset at my life choices then yeah.

My intestines like broccoli— my ass doesn't.

My lactose farts clear all the boys from the yard.

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