The most disgusting thing I read in an online article about farting was that if you hold in farts too much you can end up expelling gas through your throat because it backs up. I mean eww.
Do as doctors and athletes do and take proper care of your body. If you need to, step away from people and just fart.
Idk why people think farting is bad. You're right, it's normal and healthy. Also if you wanna fart less just burp more, air has to go out of one or the other hole.
I got a powerful fsssssss type. Silent ones are the real deal on your nose.
You've made your childish point. Now, move on
They cheering
People really need to put their head up their ass to make smart decisions
Quiet ones are the intestines giving a sad sigh of a disappointed parent
Sometimes when I fard, I actually shidd
That's called a shart
*shard
Poo is butt vomit
And your anus is they same skin type as your lips.
Anus gloss coming to stores near you!
Farts are butt burps.
Thanks, I hate it.
No. That's me applauding myself by clapping cheeks.
I think of it more as a heavy sigh.
Or its your microbiome applauding you for choosing probiotic/prebiotic foods
The most disgusting thing I read in an online article about farting was that if you hold in farts too much you can end up expelling gas through your throat because it backs up. I mean eww.
Do as doctors and athletes do and take proper care of your body. If you need to, step away from people and just fart.
"Gas station burritos again?" sighs, rolls brown eye
"Shut up, asshole."
So your are basically saying loud farts are butt sighs.
If that's the case my intestines get upset at nearly everything I eat, healthy or not.
Are you eating foods high in protein/dairy and spicy?
Good spicy kills the fart bacteria. That greasy garbage you get from Taco Bell is an example of the opposite kind.
Cinnamon.
Farting doesn't mean you ate bad food. They're actually a health sign.
Not farting may be a sign of something not being quite right.
That being said, the amount of gas and smell are definitely dependent on your food chooses.
Idk why people think farting is bad. You're right, it's normal and healthy. Also if you wanna fart less just burp more, air has to go out of one or the other hole.
I think you have it backward, healthy food makes you fart more
If the magical fruit jingle has taught me anything, it's this
If they're upset at my life choices then yeah.
My intestines like broccoli— my ass doesn't.
My lactose farts clear all the boys from the yard.