It's so annoying when you have to get out of the bed quickly but you can't because of that boner and you have to sit there for like 10 mins or sometimes even more, amirite?

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I have about five pillows I take the biggest one and push it on my boner while thinking about the periodic table and how it probably took a lot of people to figure those out.

why lay there for 10 mins when I can pop it in 2?

Even worse is when you gotta piss and you gotta try to bend that thing down

I'll sleep for 10 more mins.

Just take care of it and get moving. Daylights wasting and all that.

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