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Waking up and getting up are two entirely different negotiations. amirite?

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Yes waking up is becoming alive. getting up is being alive.

I get up around 7. Get outta bed around 9.

if I don't get up right after waking up, I'll sleep til 8 pm.

Anonymous +12Reply

The hardest part of my day is going from horizontal to vertical.

I sometimes feel more tired after I wake up than when I'm going to bed.

falls asleep

"The negotiations were short"

Anonymous +10Reply

My girlfriend doesn't understand this concept.

I'll wake up at 10am but not get up until noon.

cris_hs avatar cris_h Yeah You Are +9Reply

Truth. It takes me a solid hour between eyes opening and bathing.

What about getting out there?

Wake up, spend two hours scrolling on my phone, then get up because really have to pee.

@Tommyfrank Wake up, spend two hours scrolling on my phone, then get up because really have to pee.

Wake up, spend 4 hours looking through your phone, then get up because your really hungry, then you realize you also need to pour because you're standing.

JoshByers avatar JoshByer Yeah You Are +12Reply

Happiness with low standards: waking up with the motivation and ability to get up

Well I find sleep terrifying because you don't know when it happens and it reminds me of death. Waking up is disappointing because I am still suffering from the stress of having to work just for a chance to live another month in comfort.

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