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Also about die and life+186It's better to live your life doing the things that you enjoy that may not be good for you and die slightly younger than to live your life immaculately and die at 90 waiting for your next sponge bath. Amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+75Living Life itself makes you inevitably vulnerable to death, so in a way, Life IS deadly. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+76Talking to girls online used to be seen as an activity for losers that couldn't get a date in real life. amirite?
Also about Philosophy-14Plumber's crack and pipe dope make the plumbing life seem more fun than it probably is. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?