For 5 or 6 years total since I was 20 I have had a SO and I know that there was never a sock missing that was mine in those years, rest of the time I have lived alone, and even for the 5-6 years I did most of the laundry.
Most of the time I had a job that left me with more spare time then my SO, and me not being an asshole I did my part in the house. I think that was only a minimum of effort on my part.
I'm 54 and have not once in my life lost one sock, I do not understand how this is possible at the rate that seems to be the case for most people.
Legend! It's an unsolved mystery, indeed. But the sock industry is happy!
Have you ever lived with a significant other? If you have, they know.
For 5 or 6 years total since I was 20 I have had a SO and I know that there was never a sock missing that was mine in those years, rest of the time I have lived alone, and even for the 5-6 years I did most of the laundry.
They should have married you.
Only based on the fact that I did some laundry?
Most of the time I had a job that left me with more spare time then my SO, and me not being an asshole I did my part in the house. I think that was only a minimum of effort on my part.
wonder how many have been widowed by my dryer
No. It is much higher in a house that has a dryer.
I don't have a dryer or kids and I swear I'm no better off than anyone
The divorce rate amongst most pairs of things are higher when they are with children tbh
I love the wording of your text, the divorce rate...Hahahaha, true, though, true.
Cheers :)
Wont somebody please think of the children!