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+127Chocolate milk from brown cows is only half a lie, the milk still does, the chocolate, not so much. amirite?
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My go to is to deep throat over 3/4 of it without gagging. Real fun party trick. (I'm a guy, and straight btw. The trick is to squeeze your thumb while doing it and you won't gag ;))
Maybe peel the whole banana and eat it like corn on the cob?
The least sexy way to eat a banana is to split open the peel along the outside of the curve, and then use your tongue to lick all the bananaflesh out of the peel without taking it off.
Make intense eye contact with anyone in the area while taking an incredibly slow and sensual bite...
Okay I'm totally kidding I actually break it off in pieces rather than bite directly off the banana because I don't want people staring LOL
Have you seen this YouTube video... they have them eat foods in the most sexual ways possible while making eye contact with people and then they get up and put on sunglasses and pull out their cane and start walking away
I haven't seen this but I really really want to!
I can't stand it when people stare while I'm eating. I've always wanted to just maintain eye contact and be weird about it but I lose the nerve LOL
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