Finding your glasses is impossible because if you don't have them you can't see them, amirite?

Not everyone is like you, Velma.

We're not completely blind! We just see everything a bit blurry and glasses help to focus things

You think people with glasses are just entirely blind when they aren't wearing them?

Note: they are on your head.

So do you think we're blind without glasses?

A friend slapped my glasses off once, deserved, but then crawled around the floor with me to find them.