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There's a few things more rewarding then being a cat's favorite person. amirite?

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This made me lol. I am that guy. Family is jealous, I work from home and my male cat is always on me.

Care to elaborate on what things?

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Ramen noodles. Having toes. Snuggies. There's a quick 3.

@CriticallyDangered Ramen noodles. Having toes. Snuggies. There's a quick 3.

I wish I had your standards. It would probably cure my depression.

@Maximumpollution I wish I had your standards. It would probably cure my depression.

In the meantime you can picture me eating ramen with my toes, whilst wearing a Snuggie. Hopefully that's a step in the right direction. Stay well, friend.

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I love how you separated porn and hentai, as if hentai is something different and special for you--something spiritual.

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