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Also by Nlphbtsms+75Sandwich bread has slowly overgrown sandwich bags. amirite?
Also about death, birthdays, and closer+163Birthdays really just mean you're another year closer to death, amirite?
Also about birthdays and celebrated+172It's kind of odd how some religions don't celebrate birthdays. They aren't technically religious. It's nice that people acknowledge the day you were born and is definitely something to be celebrated. amirite?
Also about death and closer+102One day you will be closer to your death date than to your birthdate and won't know what day. amirite?
Also about realizing and closer+119A soulmate is someone who's heart beats at the same frequency as your own. The closer you get, the greater your heartbeats' amplitude grows. Your hearts begin to resonate with each other, the nausea sets in, and the two of you are left recollecting every moment of your individual lives up to the single moment when you first met, realizing that there is no comparison. amirite?
Also about death+210The uncertainty that follows death strikes greater fear in the human mind than death itself, amirite?
Also about death+297He's not a unicorn. He is the ULTIMATE DEATH BATTLE HORSE. FEAR THE SWORD OF DEATH AND DESPAIR THAT LIES ABOVE HIS EYES OF RAGE. Amirite?
Also about Philosophy+36When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you demons, make demonade! No sugar added for Satan is sweet seduction. amirite?
Also about death and closer+338It's pretty sad that we rush through nearly every week day to get to the weekend, and we barely remember our weekends. We're rushing through life just to, essentially, get closer to death. Amirite?
Also about Philosophy+59Physically, there is only one version of you that exists. Mentally, in the minds of everyone who knows you, there are many versions of you existing simultaneously, amirite?
Also by Nlphbtsms+44In the land of the blind, he who can see shall not be made King. Rather, he'll be exiled for he will have been deemed demented. amirite?
Also by Nlphbtsms+70Knowing the difference between stalagmites and stalactites is a lot less important in adulthood than elementary school made it seem, amirite?