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Also about ass+227On Halloween, some people half-ass their costumes, and some people full-ass their costumes. But we all know that the best Halloween costumes are ass-less, amirite?
Also about surely and cheated+192It seems that whenever someone dies prematurely there are only great things said about them. Surely not every single person who passed away early was a great friend, loving father, kind, etc. Just once it would be funny to hear about some guy who deceased from a heart attack and have somebody like his landowner say, "Yeah, he was a major jerk. Cheated on his wife whenever he could and was known for being a petty thief and criminal. Rest in peace? Pay your lease, douchebag, amirite?
Also about cheated+426If your girlfriend/boyfriend cheated on you and lied about it, you would be way more pissed than if they just cheated on you, told you, and you could either work it out or break up with them. Amirite?
Also about ass+95So wait: If monkeys did fly out of your ass, would that be a good thing or would you take it personally? COME BACK SWEET ASS MONKEYS! amirite?
Also about Money & Economics+82If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years). You wouldn't even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.
In another perspective, if the richest people on earth spent $100 every waking second, they would still die filthy rich.
Also about Money & Economics+86Almost all living organisms have blowholes, amirite?