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Have...have you been spying on me?
Guilty.
Some?
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
To be fair, brushing more the 3 times a day seems like overkill.
Hol up
Just because you don't have an aggressive sex drive, don't be hol'ing that up against us.
I'm not gonna hol' anything up against you. I know where you've been.
I'm not gonna give you up. Never.
Would you run around and hurt me tho?
I'll hold anything against you that you want...
I make my own toothpaste.
Did you really think this was a sentence that needed to be typed out and read?
Thank you for the gagging
Are you sure you didn't mean that the other way around?
And some people masterbate while brushing their teeth.
I got a vibrating toothbrush. Thanks to Alton Brown, it's a multi-tasker...
Beats a uni-tasker!
Still easier than patting your head while rubbing your stomach.
I feel... attacked.
I personally like to use some toothpaste to give jerkin it an extra cool touch, while brushing of course.
Jokes on you, I don't do either...
Pic or it didn't happen!
That's what I'm saying. Not happening.
Video or it didn't happen! šš¼āāļø
āšæ guilty
Yep!
SOOOOO many .
I brush twice a day and only jerk off once a day. THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Yeah.. that's weird alright... never me... š¬š³
*Raises hand* That would be me, kind sir. (I'm joking, by the way)
this is a good one
Ummm... Yes? That a surprise?
Self perpetuating
For some, it might be the same time. Or perhaps even the same thing.
Or maybe not.
The lack of teeth brushing is the probable cause for all that masturbation.
Yes... some people....
sed 's/more than/while/'
Hey
I'm 2-0 for today.
On brushing your teeth or bating?
Maybe. I only brush twice a day.
I wasn't expecting to be attacked today!
That's woeful technique. Your dentist would be very disappointed.
I feel like this is a confession
Well I brush my teeth twice a day so...
Some people masturbate more than they have teeth.
Issa me!
Well, of course I know him. He's me.
Hello there.
General Kenobi
Ahhh the negotiator
Where did he learn to negotiate like that?
This is where the fun begins
Just like the simulation
[visible happyness]
Ahhh the masterbater
Wait, you're me?