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Some people masturbate more than they brush their teeth. amirite?

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Have...have you been spying on me?

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

To be fair, brushing more the 3 times a day seems like overkill.

I make my own toothpaste.

@bibbitybobbitybacon I make my own toothpaste.

Did you really think this was a sentence that needed to be typed out and read?

Thank you for the gagging

After a certain age u physically cant brush your teeth more than you can masturbate.

And some people masterbate while brushing their teeth.

I feel... attacked.

I personally like to use some toothpaste to give jerkin it an extra cool touch, while brushing of course.

Jokes on you, I don't do either...

@Whatapeasantsurprise That's what I'm saying. Not happening.

Video or it didn't happen! šŸ™‹šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø

āœ‹šŸæ guilty

SOOOOO many .

I brush twice a day and only jerk off once a day. THANK YOU VERY MUCH

letitbesbs avatar letitbesb Yeah You Are +2Reply

Yeah.. that's weird alright... never me... šŸ˜¬šŸ˜³

*Raises hand* That would be me, kind sir. (I'm joking, by the way)

this is a good one

Ummm... Yes? That a surprise?

Longsankss avatar Longsanks Yeah You Are +2Reply

Self perpetuating

For some, it might be the same time. Or perhaps even the same thing.

Or maybe not.

The lack of teeth brushing is the probable cause for all that masturbation.

Yes... some people....

sed 's/more than/while/'

I'm 2-0 for today.

MushySpotlols avatar MushySpotlol Yeah You Are +1Reply

Maybe. I only brush twice a day.

contextrips avatar contextrip Yeah You Are +1Reply

I wasn't expecting to be attacked today!

That's woeful technique. Your dentist would be very disappointed.

I feel like this is a confession

Well I brush my teeth twice a day so...

Some people masturbate more than they have teeth.

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