The voters have decided that KvotheSavien is right! Vote on the post to say if you agree or disagree.
Also about Life+24Women live an average of 7 years longer than men. Women will also spend an average of 7 years in their lifetime menstruating. Sort of like a rebate for for days spent in misery, amirite?
Also by KvotheSavien+57Cemetery gates are manufactured with a built-in squeak function, amirite?
Also about Life-41Society will continue to dwindle to the point where light bulb changing will be considered specialist's work, amirite?
Also about Life+19You sleep with some sort of noise in the background at night, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life and lives+215It's pretty ridiculous and hypocritical how pro-life people are so concerned about the life of a fetus, and then don't really care about the conditions in which it lives after it's born, amirite?
Also by KvotheSavien-18One of nature's greatest betrayals is biting into a beautiful piece of fruit that has rotted on the inside, amirite?
Also about life and lives+107It's kind of amazing to think of people's lives. We say things like "I have a good/bad life" or "I have a lot going on in my life right now." We tend to think of peoples lives as their own personal "bubble", but in reality it is all connected with people whom most of us don't know. Nobody's life is that bubble in which we imagine. Really we don't have individual bubbles, but many huge bubbles that over lap with hundreds of other people's bubbles, amirite?