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Also about Animals & Nature-50The sun is going down earlier because of global pollution, amirite?
Also about candy+488Candy bar commercials teach us to use candy to solve our problems. Are you hungry? Don't eat a full meal; stuff a Snickers in your mouth. Do you need a moment to find the words to say? Eat a Twix bar obviously. Do you need a break from something? A Kit Kat is for you. amirite?
Also by Toounknown-69Only the wise can admit they were fucking dumb when they were young, amirite?
Also about left, piss, and floor+113Presidential elections are like choosing the least disgusting public toilet stall. The first stall has no toilet paper and piss on the floor, the middle stall has a giant turd on the seat and smells awful, and in the handicap stall, the toilet has been completely torn off and all that's left is a pipe sticking out of the wall with water gushing out of it, Amirite?
Also about couch+129You hate it when Rick James comes to your house, with muddy shoes on, and he rubs it all over your couch saying "Fuck yo' couch nigga, fuck yo' couch!", amirite?
Also about candy and wrapper+167It's really annoying when someone eats a "bar" or candy or something out of a wrapper, and loudly peels the wrapper back each bite. Just take it out and eat it like a normal person. You can handle it, amirite?
Also about dog and floor+65Top 6 excuses involving dogs: 1) The dog broke it. Honestly. I saw him do it. 2) The dog ate it (Homework/Last slice of cake/TV remote). 3) I know I'm under eighteen, but my dog slipped off its leash and I'm sure I saw him run in here. 4) Of course I didn't push/lick/bite you, that was my dog! 5) Of course I'm not spying on you. I ran up this tree to escape from a vicious dog, from whom I took these binoculars. 6) That puddle on the floor has nothing to do with me!, amirite?
Also by Toounknown-58Entitled people think they should make enough money to pay someone to do all their personal chores, amirite?