Pizza and Blowjobs are very similar. amirite?

9%Yeah You Are91%No Way
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This just isn't true in any way.

hmmkay, but I think a better way to write this might be;

"A Pizza is like a blowjob because even when it's bad, it's good!"

Just to clarify pizza with pineapple doesn't count

I mean, my dick has never bled after a bad slice of pizza so

I've never had a pizza with clumsy teeth

Pizzagate ?

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