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Also about shoulder+130i should be able to stand it a queue and flick my shoulder length hair over my shoulder without having some dick moan about it. don't stand right up my arse, creep! amirite?
Also about bird-58“Don’t touch a bird’s nest because then mother bird will abandon her chicks” is one of the biggest lies you’ve been told in your childhood, amirite?
Also about Philosophy-52A lot of people would probably rather be 'sentenced to Death' than 'sentenced to Life', amirite?
Also about bird+225next time someone calls you a bird brain, say thank you. Alex the African grey parrot proved that a bird brain is stupid wrong. He was a bird who could answer different questions and answer correctly. He had the brain the size of a walnut, yet he had the intelligence of a five year old child, amirite?
Also by Darealkyp-45Water is kinky cause it likes to choke you. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+8The answer to the life, the universe and everything is 42, amirite?
Also about bird+166The early bird isn't really the one who gets the worm. The bird needs to be smart and quick to catch a worm, so the saying should be more like "The early, witty, and agile bird catches the worm", amirite?
Also about Philosophy-63Its easier to point a finger then lift one, amirite?
Also about shoulder+120Best way to pull off "the move"... "If you were a pirate, would you want the parrot on the right shoulder, or the left shoulder?" reaches around to point to left shoulder amirite?