Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
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Also about Philosophy+88We weren't born with mirrors. Nor were animals. We're not built to look into a mirror and be critical about little things every day, we've evolved to somewhat tolerate the experience. We're in the awkward phase. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+70No matter how bad of a person you are, you'll always see yourself as the good guy. Your conscience will always have some sort of justification that'll prevent you from perceiving yourself as bad. amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?