+322 Other than "The Tortoise and the Hare", you can't think of a situation where the slow person actually won the race, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's just something they tell little kids so they don't get overconfident, but yeah it's funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Winter Olympics 2002- Steven Bradbery from Australia, in the skating when he was coming last but everyone else fell before him and he won. Good times. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The slow person shot the fast person in the leg.

by Anonymous 13 years ago