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Also by Alixkast+33There is a kind of unspoken rule that 'a couple' is two and 'a few' is three. Amirite!?
Also about real and dog-43A dog only qualifies as an actual dog if it passes the "Punt" rule. If you can punt it, its not a real dog, amirite?
Also about real and turned+334"Legit" has turned from meaning real or genuine to meaning pretty much anything you want it to mean. "Ohmygod, that shirt is LEGIT." Well yes... it is a real, genuine shirt. amirite?
Also about dog+540Commercial: "...with savory chunks of chicken, beef and vegetables in a rich protein-filled gravy..." Me: "Oh that sounds delicious!" Commercial: "Your dog will thank you!" Me: "Oh crap. Another deceptive dog food commercial.", amirite?
Also about real and turned+33That "see you on monday" to all of your friends and coworkers, turned into "see you next year" real quick. amirite?
Also about real and magic+303It would be cool if magic existed. But if magic was real it'd no longer be magic, amirite?
Also about snake+17They never stopped selling snake oil. They just changed the "snake" part to "essential", amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+53A pig offers up the best variety of meat for mankind. How ya gonna top the diverse yet equally delicious flavors of pork, bacon and ham from one animal, amirite?