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99% of the world's population masturbates. The other 1% does, but lie about it, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
What about the babies that were just born recently? They're part of the population too.
by Anonymous12 years ago
there's certain part of Freud's psychosexual stages in which babies practically masturbate...it's best to just leave them alone
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm debating whether to post pedobear or Chris Hansen.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If there's a pedo here it's Freud, he's the one who came up with this shit
by Anonymous12 years ago
I think this quote is awesome, but I think the other way around is more realistic. Masturbation is stilla taboo subject in many places.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'd agree if it said 99% of GUYS do. Statistically, only 60% of girls do.
by Anonymous12 years ago
dang
by Anonymous12 years ago
You agreed anyway.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Statistically, about 40% of girls are filthy fucking liars.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I am the 99
by Anonymous12 years ago
Is that what this Occupy movement is about?
by Anonymous12 years ago
OCCUPY PORNHUB
by Anonymous12 years ago
I am number four.
by Anonymous12 years ago
168% of the world's population and 198% of OP's mind does not know how statistics work.
by Anonymous12 years ago
does your special ed teacher know you're on the internet again?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Damn I haven't masturbated in 5 days.....I'm gonna have a wet dream tonight.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't see why chicks have to lie about masturbating. What's so wrong with it? Genuine question.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I seriously don't.
o.O
by Anonymous12 years ago
I hate that people think I'm lying when I say that I don't. I legitimately don't masturbate. I have before, and on the extremely rare occasion I will, but I guess I don't do it right because it doesn't feel that great.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Obviously, you're doing something wrong.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I had the same problem. Experiment with pressure and tempo. Don't give up!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm 13. I count as part of the population. So am I like, part of the .00001% that really doesn't?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Who said this? I know this quote from somewhere...
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