The existence of the cockroach implies that at one point a creature known as a pussyroach also existed. amirite?

Now I just Imagined a cockroach with a cat head...let me tell you the way I Imagined It, It was pure nightmare fuel.

So where's the cockwillow?

That's a female roach lol

Nice..

That crunchy thing that flopped out of your mom's cooter last night that nearly made me hurl.

Or a Henroach

Nah, it was a henroach.