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Also about Science+4I know this looks highly photoshopped but please believe me this is photogrpahoc proof that Michelle is an alien, amirite?
Also about walking and straight line+564Was it really necessary for Dorothy to walk every last inch of the Yellow Brick Road and waste her time going in that pointless spiral in the beginning? She could have easily saved thirty seconds by just walking straight through to the part where it went in a straight line, amirite?
Also about perfectly straight+64As a perfectly straight male, The worse possible commercial to come on while your on the couch with your lady is those bod body commericials with all the hot shirtless guys. And you look over and she has her best poker face on like o___o, amirite?
Also about walking and straight line-147When you think about it, using the phrase "as straight as a circle" to call someone gay wouldn't be accurate, because if said circle was big enough, walking its circumference would simulate walking in a straight line, amirite?
Also by Nlphbtsms+4People who were born deaf probably think that Bomb, Comb, and Tomb all rhyme, amirite?
Also about straight line and walk+428So if the board game Battleship has been made into a movie, you have to wonder what game is next. Chess: the heartwrenching tale of a dominatrix queen and a lethargic king armed with knights whose horses can't walk in a straight line. Or Chinese Checkers: the tragic story of a hexagramal solar system thrown out of balance once the planets start eating each other. Or Clue - oh, wait. Amirite?
Also about Science+5LOOK!!PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF OBAMAS
WIFE HAS A PENIS
Also about Science+31Evolution is about making a creature that doesn't need evolution. amirite?
Also about earth and perfectly straight+409At any given point, if you jump perfectly straight in the air, the earth will move with out you and you will stand in a different spot than before you jumped, amirite?
Also by Nlphbtsms+44In the land of the blind, he who can see shall not be made King. Rather, he'll be exiled for he will have been deemed demented. amirite?
Also by Nlphbtsms+60T-shirt designers sell walking advertisements for their brand, amirite?