His girlfriend cheats, leaves him, and starts working full time right next to the only public charging in their small town which is very sadly built on the spot his beloved dog passed a few years before.
It's ok though because the rowdy dive down the street has cold beer and an extension cord with his name on it.
I quit my alternating days for that woman. Then she left me with my charging cord a hangin' out.
Muh baaaa-treee
His girlfriend cheats, leaves him, and starts working full time right next to the only public charging in their small town which is very sadly built on the spot his beloved dog passed a few years before.
It's ok though because the rowdy dive down the street has cold beer and an extension cord with his name on it.
Yee haw!