An assistant to Nancy Pelosi told her she had a fantastic dream last night. There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Pelosi. Millions lined the parade. C hildren were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen. Nancy was very impressed and said, That's really great! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?” Her assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed.”, amirite?