When you are down and depressed, the only way your life can go is up. amirite?

Try being depressed rolling down a hill.

Speaking from personal experience, once it gets to a certain point, this is very untrue

Well, yes

Of course I'm going up, I have to climb the ladder to tie off the rope.

Actually no I can and will go to hell

Well, it could also end.

Heck yeah mate. I like your outlook and attitude homie.

As much as I wish this were true, it is not. There a so very many levels of "down."