As a computer illiterate and low IQ person, I am shocked as to how many accounts a lefty can have. Like, it takes me sooo much effort to make one cause typing is hard. I cant imagine how hard it is for him! amirite?

You weren't so computer illiterate that you couldn't figure out how to register your sock account, and then to lock up your profile page, so that no one can see when you established the account.   Pretty low IQ, though... otherwise you wouldn't be a lefty.