Forwarded memo from AOC:  "Comrade, you are a DISGRACE!  You spend HOURS between your spam posts, during which time all manner of bourgeois, counter-revolutionary posts are visible for all to see!  Chairman Xi contacted me directly to order the IMMEDIATE rescinding of your Hero of the Soviet Union medal!  I had gone to bed, and didn't even have time to put on my makeup, the matter was so urgent!  Our revolutionary movement cannot afford to indulge the kind of inefficiency and drunkenness you have so blatantly manifested!" Amirite?