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Also about bacon and pieces+50I only made 3 pieces of bacon, no I didn't make half of them for you. Amirite?
Also by BigMemer+63The hare is quick so its not moving and not easily seen. The tortoise is armored since it's often moving and easily seen. School wants us visible and resilient. amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+53Frog gravy:
Frog drippings from your roasting pan
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
Dash of Worcestershire sauce
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
*2 tablespoons cold Flavored Butter, recipe follows (optional) amirite?
Also about bacon+127Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community. If you put bacon bits on a strip of bacon, you'd probably open up some sort of vortex. Of course it'd be redundant because you'd probably just go back to a different time when you were eating bacon. Amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+64When you eat table salt, you're eating rocks and a poisonous gas. amirite?
Also about 4 pieces+1,194it sucks when you're trying to eat cereal and the last 4 pieces are just like "try and catch me bitch", amirite?
Also about bacon+449Take your first bite of a delicious bacon sandwich, and all the bacon comes out with it... Leaving you with a boring roll, amirite?