Someone looked at an almond and decided they could milk them. amirite?

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How about a coconut?

@piromysl How about a coconut?

Maybe a coconut fell from a tree at some point and broke open. I can't picture the almond scenario until nut bags became a thing, in which case people began "milking" Twinkies 😂

Ain't no almond titty

I've got nipples Greg, could you milk me?

Who hasn't milked their nuts?

Perhaps a happy accident when Dave asked Sheila if she drank nut milk?

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