Oh, don't do that, LP... the spammer gets off all by himself; he's a double-jointed contortionist who's especially limber when he's drunk.
I think you are right
I want to know whose dick he is sucking to get to continue this...pretty sure I can do it better and willing to take one for the team to get this nonsense to stop
He sucks his own... see above.
Haha then you would think he would be a little happier
He's unhappy because nobody on Earth would dream of doing it for him.
Ain't nobody that desperate