True story -
The man in the house is commonly criticized by the woman in the house for not putting the toilet seat back down. However, in one house in particular, an elderly woman got stuck in the toilet seat. It wasn't the first time. But this time, she was so stuck, nobody could pull her out and they had to remove the entire toilet, with her stuck in it, so they could take her to the hospital to have her removed from the toilet. During an argument in the hospital, the wife and daughter of the patient yelled at the husband- "I told you not to put the toilet seat down!"
Figures... amirite?