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Also about Philosophy+37If someone can easily save a turtle from freezing before continuing on with their life, why not? Just cause you're too lazy of fatass to do anything, doesn't mean every one has to be lazy as well. If they want to get off thier butts and do something, let them. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+61First moment of wisdom is realising that the keys to a happy life can't be bought. The second is realising that you still weren't born with what it takes to get them. amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also by mkfireman+61The older we get, the more we appreciate silence. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+91Eternal losers are doomed to whine about those who despise them without ever realizing why they aren't universally loved, amirite?
Also by mkfireman+67Your Brain controls the day and is no match for your bladder, who controls the night. amirite?
Also about life+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life and older+160Right as this moment, you're younger than you'll ever be for the rest of your life. And you're older than you've ever been in your entire life. Amirite?