All men are cremated equal. amirite?

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Well .. some are done professionally while others are sometimes cremated in a murderers backyard

Fat people take longer.

Kionixs avatar Kionix Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Kionix Fat people take longer.

But fat burns well so they need less propane.

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I want the flaming arrow and raft cremation, not the serial killer basement kiln cremation...

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actually wouldn't everyone be creamated unequally since everyone's bodies are different sizes

Depends on your bmi

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@Densefever Depends on your bmi

The ashes are actually your bones. The fat and flesh are all burned off. So it's actually more of a function of the size of your skeleton.

Their dead ...no one cares

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