If cause of death isn't listed, people will assume they asphyxiated while masturbating. amirite?

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No that's when we see misadventure on the cause of death.

Openeyess avatar Openeyes Yeah You Are +4Reply

this. or arkancide.

contextrips avatar contextrip Yeah You Are +4Reply

You're obviously depraved of something 😬

Dronwkuss avatar Dronwkus Yeah You Are +3Reply

"Asphyxiation while masturbating" and not "auto asphyxiation while masturbating"... this implies the John Doe might have been merrily cracking out a wank and someone else ran up to them and choked them out.. and if this is the default answer, it means it's happened more than once. So.. you could argue this description implies there's a serial killer out there who specialises in strangling victims while they masturbate. Such a person should surely be dubbed "The Chicken Choker Choker"

Thee-Apple-Lords avatar Thee-Apple-Lord Yeah You Are +3Reply

There once was a kung fu sensation,
Who often enjoyed masturbation.
He thought he'd enhance
His experience, perchance,
But he perished by asphyxiation.

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