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Women wake up and have to put their boobs in little pouches. amirite?

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I roll mine up and start shoving into the chest pouches.

men wake up and conceal their penis in a reserved penis compartment

@Sharag men wake up and conceal their penis in a reserved penis compartment

Not if you're Scottish. I'm not in Scotland but I have the Scots blood. Wearing a kilt just as we were meant to.

@Plastic_Island3688 Not if you're Scottish. I'm not in Scotland but I have the Scots blood. Wearing a kilt just as we were meant to.

I dated a guy just after highschool who had "the Scots blood" and wore a kilt.. We were in small Appalachian town and he was there for work.. He was also 6'9 and stood out like a sore thumb.. haha I loved it though! He had khaki and black plus of course his family's tartan.

Made easy access for me to play with him while we were driving... Hahaha

Kangarboobs.

I work from home and rarely leave the house if possible... My boobs are free of clothing like nature intended..

Men have to put their dicks in pouches

Over the shoulder boulder holder.

COVID proved this to be false.

No, mine rest gently upon satin and lace hammocks. Bougie Boobs, that's what they are.

have to? lol

fragsworths avatar fragsworth Yeah You Are +1Reply

"Have to" is some strong words

Men have to adjust the penis parking

Yeah? Muh tests come witta built in pouch so don't gotta worry bout it 😎

This made me laugh so hard. Thanks!

no we don't

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