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You could be snacc or a snack
Just one bite!
Just the tip
come on just a nibble!
Vampire!!
I too have heard this Rodney Dangerfield bit.
1st rule for loyalty
They get to eat a human either way
As in vegan societies.
I just like zombie land , after the cup of code red, he wacks her with a toilet cover.. rule#2 the double tap
"Do you spit? Swallow?" "I chew."
They are cannibals not animals, even them cook their food.
What kind of idiot eat a human, it would just taste wrong if you don't cook it.
Erect pp probably taste like blood
Haha it's funny because you have to get pleasure from the same part that can give you pain!
What's the ultimate sign of trust? Two cannibals blowing each other.
Only if they eat raw meat!
Obviously no business for the circumcision guy.
I think that people in most cannibalistic societies don't just eat each other randomly and just ritualistic. And the ones that do casually eat other humans probably eat only foreigners like captured enemies.
I prefer my weiners in a bun, though.
That's if the penis is considered a delicious part of the human body.
Why eat the cow when you can have the milk for free?
yum
If you see a living, happy cow, do you honestly feel an urge to go and sink your teeth in it? With fur and all?
Or a sign of extreme trust and affection.
Just like praying mantis. that's part of nature!
makes it more exciting imo
Lollipops
A tale of incest.
Corn dogs!
Asking someone for head could be risky
We don't eat raw meat mate. We're cannibals, not maniacs.
Just the tip?
Can't decide whether I'd go for the skinny girls or the chubby ones.
Reminds me of that zombie movie where a girl got bit and later on, she was giving a BJ to some dude, and she turned into a zombie while giving it to him. You know what happens next…
He came in her mouth???
And they accidentally found the cure.
brutal
Reminds me of that one movie where a girl gets turned into a zombie or something and they strap her to a table. Is it necrophilia if they are a zombie?
Zombie Strippers - CLASSIC.
Damn that sounds like a trash movie bro... What's it called?
I think it's actually called Zombie Strippers and yes it is trash lol
Seen that and zombeavers once and that was enough.
Killer beavers... Is that a first?
I think the movie is called Deadgirl though I'm not 100% sure
Name?
I think the same sort of thing happened in Zombeavers but my memory may be wrong
It would probably be the ultimate show of trust too
Guess you don't tell anyone to "eat a dick" there
Blow jobs are used as a form of Russian roulette in cannibalistic tribes.
Rocky Mountain Caviar.
Only if you assume that they want their meat raw.
They're cannibals, not savages.
"honey I would like to spice things up tonight"
Proceeds to put salt pepper and garlic on his pp
Isn't it 13+ to sign up for online accounts?
"Hey sweetie, let's do it raw tonight"
Well you don't want to bite into a cows utter. At least i don't when i suck out their milk smh