Blowjobs must be a tense affair in Cannibalistic societies. amirite?

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You could be snacc or a snack

Just one bite!

Just the tip

come on just a nibble!

Tldfonats avatar Tldfonat Yeah You Are +8Reply

I too have heard this Rodney Dangerfield bit.

jodzdzownicas avatar jodzdzownica Yeah You Are +8Reply

1st rule for loyalty

They get to eat a human either way

Mrtechnohawks avatar Mrtechnohawk Yeah You Are +8Reply

As in vegan societies.

I just like zombie land , after the cup of code red, he wacks her with a toilet cover.. rule#2 the double tap

freq432s avatar freq432 Yeah You Are +8Reply

"Do you spit? Swallow?" "I chew."

Apartlavishnesss avatar Apartlavishness Yeah You Are +7Reply

They are cannibals not animals, even them cook their food.

Milkzeys avatar Milkzey Yeah You Are +7Reply

What kind of idiot eat a human, it would just taste wrong if you don't cook it.

Haha it's funny because you have to get pleasure from the same part that can give you pain!

What's the ultimate sign of trust? Two cannibals blowing each other.

Only if they eat raw meat!

Obviously no business for the circumcision guy.

I think that people in most cannibalistic societies don't just eat each other randomly and just ritualistic. And the ones that do casually eat other humans probably eat only foreigners like captured enemies.

I prefer my weiners in a bun, though.

Tanmoykayesens avatar Tanmoykayesen Yeah You Are +7Reply

That's if the penis is considered a delicious part of the human body.

contextrips avatar contextrip Yeah You Are +7Reply

Why eat the cow when you can have the milk for free?

rotersscap1982s avatar rotersscap1982 Yeah You Are +6Reply


Masonrunnelss avatar Masonrunnels Yeah You Are +6Reply

If you see a living, happy cow, do you honestly feel an urge to go and sink your teeth in it? With fur and all?

Voluspacookies avatar Voluspacookie Yeah You Are +6Reply

Or a sign of extreme trust and affection.

Just like praying mantis. that's part of nature!

makes it more exciting imo


donnas avatar donna Yeah You Are +4Reply
@donna Lollipops

A tale of incest.

browndog888s avatar browndog888 Yeah You Are +4Reply
rotersscap1982s avatar rotersscap1982 Yeah You Are +4Reply

Asking someone for head could be risky

Shiny244s avatar Shiny244 Yeah You Are +4Reply

We don't eat raw meat mate. We're cannibals, not maniacs.

Sharags avatar Sharag Yeah You Are +4Reply

Just the tip?

Missannthropics avatar Missannthropic Yeah You Are +4Reply

Can't decide whether I'd go for the skinny girls or the chubby ones.

Mihneacuzinos avatar Mihneacuzino Yeah You Are +4Reply

Reminds me of that zombie movie where a girl got bit and later on, she was giving a BJ to some dude, and she turned into a zombie while giving it to him. You know what happens next…

@capamericasur Reminds me of that zombie movie where a girl got bit and later on, she was giving a BJ to some dude, and she turned...

Reminds me of that one movie where a girl gets turned into a zombie or something and they strap her to a table. Is it necrophilia if they are a zombie?

It would probably be the ultimate show of trust too

teknogreeks avatar teknogreek Yeah You Are +3Reply

Guess you don't tell anyone to "eat a dick" there

Blow jobs are used as a form of Russian roulette in cannibalistic tribes.

Rocky Mountain Caviar.

Thee-Apple-Lords avatar Thee-Apple-Lord Yeah You Are +3Reply

Only if you assume that they want their meat raw.
They're cannibals, not savages.

Openeyess avatar Openeyes Yeah You Are +2Reply

Well you don't want to bite into a cows utter. At least i don't when i suck out their milk smh

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