+306 On that airline video at the beginning of a flight, they show everyone acting so calmly when the oxygen masks fall out. Why would anyone be calm? The plane is frickin' crashing, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This makes as much sense as "Nobody'd ever get shot, cuz everybody'd have a gun"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when the airbags come out it doesn't mean the plane is crashing, it means there's something wrong with the air

by Anonymous 13 years ago