+297 Don't you hate it when finally you find out who your long lost father is, it turns out he's trying either to turn you to the dark side or kill you? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what happened to me, my dad's a criminal so I never got to know him. I found him he tried to make me an accomplice and when I said no way he got pissed and tried to kill me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i also hate getting in motorcycle accidents and becoming 10 times more ugly

by Anonymous 13 years ago