What about your own penis
I wanna hear your explanation for how a building can be used as a bookmark. I'm actually curious.
Love
Ketchup is the best bookmark.
I tried using a backhoe once. Did not work well.
A booger
Only at the library
Buying a bookmark with a 1 dollar bill is the most redundant thing possible. You already have a 1 dollar bookmark.
Take two phone books and mark every page of one with another's corresponding page.
Except lube.
Water didn't work
I think I'm gonna use my salt lamp as a bookmark
I tried semen, but I couldn't open it back up to my page.
Well it was the centerfold so yeah.
Pull harder
Thanks for the mental image of a papercut on a dick
Ouch
Close enough
Alex Has paper cut on his dick
It's better than having a dick on your papercut
You cut your dick and a 2nd dick sprouts out
That would be amazing!
Even the neighbor kid
Especially the neighbor kid
Receipts from the bookstore are my go to. The fact that they sell bookmarks then give you a perfectly good receipt seems a bit disingenuous.
Glue. Fire. Acid. Clouds. Lava. Electricity.
Glues the best. Glue each page down as you read it. First page thats unglued is where you left off.
I tried using my dog's paw as a bookmark while he was sleeping but he pulled his paw out and looked at me for a second before laying his head back down and going to sleep. He's not a very good bookmark :(
What about your own penis
I wanna hear your explanation for how a building can be used as a bookmark. I'm actually curious.
Love
Ketchup is the best bookmark.
I tried using a backhoe once. Did not work well.
A booger
Only at the library
Buying a bookmark with a 1 dollar bill is the most redundant thing possible. You already have a 1 dollar bookmark.
Take two phone books and mark every page of one with another's corresponding page.
Except lube.
Water didn't work
I think I'm gonna use my salt lamp as a bookmark
I tried semen, but I couldn't open it back up to my page.
Well it was the centerfold so yeah.
Pull harder
Thanks for the mental image of a papercut on a dick
Ouch
Close enough
Alex Has paper cut on his dick
It's better than having a dick on your papercut
You cut your dick and a 2nd dick sprouts out
That would be amazing!
Even the neighbor kid
Especially the neighbor kid
Receipts from the bookstore are my go to. The fact that they sell bookmarks then give you a perfectly good receipt seems a bit disingenuous.
Glue. Fire. Acid. Clouds. Lava. Electricity.
Glues the best. Glue each page down as you read it. First page thats unglued is where you left off.
I tried using my dog's paw as a bookmark while he was sleeping but he pulled his paw out and looked at me for a second before laying his head back down and going to sleep. He's not a very good bookmark :(