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Just put some kind of buttplug filter in your ass
Why not just have a filter you stick in your shorts.
My farts do smell nice…
Agreed. I like the smell of chili cheese, just not emanating from grandma
it does exist actually ahah
Eat lots of leafy greens
That would take away the authenticity and integrity of the fart
Then people will pay a premium for authentic farts.
Beano
This
Where's the fun in that
I dunno. Sometimes I wake myself up because they're so atrocious
Wtf? Who doesnt love the smell of their own farts?
Wait wait. You AWAKE from how rancid your own farts are?
Indeed
My god. Take a probiotic.
But then we won't have the satisfaction of experiencing fart breathe in the morning
Even vegetarian farts smell lethal
Amway has