In some universe there is probably a movie made about your life, amirite?

Most definitely. There should be one in this Universe as well.

Yea. It's in this universe too. It's called "What Did Jack Do?"

How did this universe's version of David Lynch know about it from the other universe? I dunno. It's David Lynch. I just assumed all the versions of David Lynch across the multiverse are a singular consciousness.

Probably not.