You have probably never turned your head during a sneeze to a different side than you normally do, amirite?

Yes I have... normally I sneezy forward. When caring my child I go left or right.

Well, from now and on, i will.

Because anarchy and daddy issues.

You're the Derek Zoolander of sneezes, it seems.

In public polite people sneeze in their elbows so they probably do change head positions when they sneeze based on surroundings

Definitely do, I try to always sneeze away from people or animals.