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+123If ever you are completely naked and want to feel even more naked, just put on some shoes. amirite?
This is so true. I can't explain why but it is.
I know it's odd
Specifically heels, regardless of your gender
Or sexy lingerie, which a former SO called "negatively dressed", framing/enhancing "assets"
I usually go for a belt
Perfect.
or go to the mall
I prefer to strip there
That's what strip malls were made for.
You beat me to it
What about Vegas?
We don't talk about Vegas.
I don't remember when I did this or why but this is 100% true.
This means that Sonic the Hedgehog is naked AF. He even has gloves
And a hat and gloves and sunnies.
And then fall down
Business naked
And walk on stage
I'm in Minnesota and do this in winter time. The basement floor is cold, so I wear slippers. It's comfy!
Hahahaha, so true. Heavy boots increasing the effect.
Put on some shoes and go outside to feel even more naked. And then get arrested.