If ever you are completely naked and want to feel even more naked, just put on some shoes. amirite?

This is so true. I can't explain why but it is.

I know it's odd

Specifically heels, regardless of your gender

Or sexy lingerie, which a former SO called "negatively dressed", framing/enhancing "assets"

I usually go for a belt

Perfect.

or go to the mall

I don't remember when I did this or why but this is 100% true.

This means that Sonic the Hedgehog is naked AF. He even has gloves

And a hat and gloves and sunnies.

And then fall down

Business naked

And walk on stage

I'm in Minnesota and do this in winter time. The basement floor is cold, so I wear slippers. It's comfy!

Hahahaha, so true. Heavy boots increasing the effect.

Put on some shoes and go outside to feel even more naked. And then get arrested.