Some women will turn on the faucet to hide the sounds they make when relieving themselves, but they'll put excessively private details of their lives all over social media. amirite?

They... They do? What an incredibly stupid waste of water.

I fart at the self checkout because I know someone is doomed to stand in it

You say a lady never facts in public but then pay 10000 dollars for a fart in a jar

These seem unrelated but I guess can correlate?