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If cocks tasted like strawberries, that'd be a good thing for all involved. amirite?

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I put jam on mine. Then it tastes like strawberries.

I don't like Strawberries Au Vin

Except those who don't like the taste of strawberries

@Cheytuflya Except those who don't like the taste of strawberries

You mean for those who don't like the taste of cock

Not if you are severely allergic

Jason_Grace13s avatar Jason_Grace13 Yeah You Are +8Reply

Not for strawberry producers

Achilles982s avatar Achilles982 Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Achilles982 Not for strawberry producers

People would be Pavlovian conditioned to love strawberries. Sales would go through the roof.

Larny2019s avatar Larny2019 Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Larny2019 People would be Pavlovian conditioned to love strawberries. Sales would go through the roof.

Or they would not like them because instead of dicks tasting like strawberries, people would think strawberries taste like dick.

Like I have a friend who can't stand coconut flavored things because they taste like sunscreen smells, instead of the intent where sunscreen will smell like coconut tastes.

@Nickyikky Or they would not like them because instead of dicks tasting like strawberries, people would think strawberries...

Why would you care if something tastes like dick? What's wrong with dick? Especially if you're attracted to dick. And if you're not, then you never sucked a dick anyway so you wouldn't know.

88080808088s avatar 88080808088 Yeah You Are +9Reply

It CAN taste like strawberry.

Although in my experience most girls prefer it cock flavoured.

Larny2019s avatar Larny2019 Yeah You Are +6Reply

So, remember those "Miracle Berry" tabs that were big a few years back? They vary from person to person, but apparently they do work on oral. Citrus and Chocolate were some of the reported "tastes".

Lecturesea7537s avatar Lecturesea7537 Yeah You Are +6Reply

I heard they taste like nut

@Missannthropic I heard they taste like nut

The taste isnt really different from linking skin. But the texture is different, and depend on the... condition.

You dont like the taste of cocks?

If semen tasted like chocolate, birth rates would plummet. 🤣

I'm betting you're not a parent.

88080808088s avatar 88080808088 Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Camperofjustice What do u mean?

Most parents wouldn't want their young boys and girls licking cocks to experience the strawberry taste.

Legendnoel77s avatar Legendnoel77 Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Legendnoel77 Most parents wouldn't want their young boys and girls licking cocks to experience the strawberry taste.

Well that's why a good parent will explain things enough so that their kid doesn't do that.

Like that's not a issue now and they wouldn't even know about it unless they did it.

That's a non issue.

Legendnoel77s avatar Legendnoel77 Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Legendnoel77 Well that's why a good parent will explain things enough so that their kid doesn't do that. Like that's not a...

It's a non-issue now because cocks don't taste like strawberries. You don't think cocks tasting like strawberries wouldn't change that regardless of what their parents told them?

Parents tell them not to try all sorts of things and PLENTY of kids do it anyway. A world where cocks taste like strawberries is going to add to the list of what kids want to try.

Kionixs avatar Kionix Yeah You Are +6Reply
@tonywonderslostnut Wtf pedo why'd your mind go there you weird cunt

Young kids experimenting with such things aren't "pedo", but interesting that it is YOUR mind that went there.

Of course if kids heard that cocks tasted like strawberries there is going to be experimenting. Suggesting that it's not is ridiculous. Feigning anger at someone bringing it up and alleging I'm a pedo and a weird cunt makes you the weird cunt.

@Milkzey ok pedo

Damn dude, projecting much? By that logic explaining your kids about sex is a predatory behavior because it involves children.

MetalDevils avatar MetalDevil Yeah You Are +5Reply

Hopefully you're partner isn't allergic to strawberries and end up getting choked up not by the cock but by the taste...

do you want your weiner eaten off by a bear? cause that's how you get your weiner eaten off by a bear.

Milkzeys avatar Milkzey Yeah You Are +2Reply

Not into this but you get me a strawberry that tastes like cock then we can have a conversation

Boknows12s avatar Boknows12 Yeah You Are +1Reply
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