My parents named me Laura so they could humiliate me by singing "tell laura i love her" growing up. A song about a man called tommy dying in a horrific motorbike accident from way back when.
There is someone in my area a couple towns over running for office named Stacy Swallows, and I have had this goddamn song stuck in my head ever since driving by the sign the other day
My parents named me Laura so they could humiliate me by singing "tell laura i love her" growing up. A song about a man called tommy dying in a horrific motorbike accident from way back when.
Forever got it going on
BRO one of my friends mom was lab partners with one of the members
lollll
There is someone in my area a couple towns over running for office named Stacy Swallows, and I have had this goddamn song stuck in my head ever since driving by the sign the other day
The question is what does Stacy swallow?
Stacy's Mom's Grandbabies lmaoooo
Stacy's mom certainly doesn't
I wonder how many Stacy's moms are Jennys…
We just changed the lyrics to the song to "Gracie's Mom" 🤷♂️
When that song came out I was dating a girl named Stacy whose mom was smoking hot lol
You know it's the internet right, you can tell us you hit that and we'd never be able to prove you wrong.
Are you sure this is the internet?
Welcome to the internet
Can I interest in you everything all of the time?
I dont get it
Google Stacy's Mom
Does this also apply to Jessie's girl?
Wouldn't help the mom though
Only if Stacy's daughter dated someone named Jessie.