If trees could scream, we'd use a lot less wood. amirite?

If they screamed all the damn time, maybe we'd have cut them all down already.....

Cows can, and we are not using any less od their meat. Someone else would do the cutting, so it would make no difference to the end user.

Yes we wood

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I just think we would have invented noise cancelling headphone technology much sooner.

I'd probably have sex with a lot more trees

Actually trees do "scream". They let off a high pitch "scream" when they go through stress. Google it.

Bro just wear earmuffs.

They do, we just don't hear them.