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A person who licks an envelope like an ice cream cone has learned from past trauma. amirite?
by Anonymous1 year ago
Oh im having a flashback now
by Anonymous1 year ago
Oh damn, you too?
by Anonymous1 year ago
By 33, it's something I feel in my soul. Pro tip: never used unfinished, disposable utensils. It is the mouth feel equivalent of nails on a chalkboard
by Anonymous1 year ago
A person who deep throats an envelope has real trauma
by Anonymous1 year ago
LPT: Use an ice cube
by Anonymous1 year ago
How does an ice cube up your ass help you lick an envelope?
by Anonymous1 year ago
Stuff the envelope with your correspondence. Gentley run an ice cube along its gummy flap. Whisper a lovers secret into its folds. Bend it over and stroke it firmly closed. There. You have sealed an envelope without using your tongue *or* ass.
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