+151 A person who licks an envelope like an ice cream cone has learned from past trauma. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Oh im having a flashback now

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Oh damn, you too?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

By 33, it's something I feel in my soul. Pro tip: never used unfinished, disposable utensils. It is the mouth feel equivalent of nails on a chalkboard

by Anonymous 1 year ago

A person who deep throats an envelope has real trauma

by Anonymous 1 year ago

LPT: Use an ice cube

by Anonymous 1 year ago

How does an ice cube up your ass help you lick an envelope?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Stuff the envelope with your correspondence. Gentley run an ice cube along its gummy flap. Whisper a lovers secret into its folds. Bend it over and stroke it firmly closed. There. You have sealed an envelope without using your tongue *or* ass.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Omg That's definitely a LPT!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

A corporate slave

by Anonymous 1 year ago