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We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?

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Dick size IS length and width. Although we never talk about weight.

Crazymotherfukers avatar Crazymotherfuker Yeah You Are +12Reply

Calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (TMI) with this formula:

((L*D)+(W/G))/(A2)

Length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared

Boknows12s avatar Boknows12 Yeah You Are +11Reply

What if we started to measure vaginal elasticity, labial shape and size, and overall tightness as a measure of a girls worth?

@teknogreek What if we started to measure vaginal elasticity, labial shape and size, and overall tightness as a measure of a...

Men already do that. They also seem to be far more concerned with dicks than women are.

But also maybe don't perv on girls, ya creepo.

@Manualham Men already do that. They also seem to be far more concerned with dicks than women are. But also maybe don't perv...

Guys absolutely do not do this to the degree women do. Jokes about dick size or stories about women sharing all the details about a guy they hooked up with are extremely common. Maybe the reason guys are so concerned with their dick size is that we're constantly told in media and social circles that our value on the dating market is directly tied to dick size.

I've never once heard the details about a woman's vagina shape or tightness or smell from another guy, it's off limits. Women think differently about men

We talk about width, we use the term girth, which is the same as circumference. Height is redundant since it's somewhat included in the girth.

The penis quirk and feature that no one is talking about is the dick-to-balls ratio, the good thing about ratios that it does not have units of measurement, it's universal and timeless.

I prematurely rest my case ladies and gents.

For height, are we talking about above ground level or above sea level? It makes a difference, especially if your dick is flying an airplane.

Larny2019s avatar Larny2019 Yeah You Are +7Reply

"Width OR height?" Sounds like OP has an elliptical pp, not a cylindrical one.

I read that in passing as deck size, been playing too many card games.

Kionixs avatar Kionix Yeah You Are +6Reply

It's same as boobs, guy sweat their brains when girls says "double D" but they don't care to ask for the number before it, her body fat% or Ip adress

Stupid peasants

@Manualham It's same as boobs, guy sweat their brains when girls says "double D" but they don't care to ask for the number...

Exactly, that's why I always ask for the IP adress first! I can figure out everything else on my own!

@Heinerprahm Exactly, that's why I always ask for the IP adress first! I can figure out everything else on my own!

I usually just cut off one of their fingers and make bio tests of it, this is usually enough for me

Apparently the average circumference is pretty close to the average length, 5.5-6".

This means us guys get to obsess over and argue how to measure yet another dimension. 6" around is not nearly as big as it sounds, and you can squeeze that thing pretty damn tight if you want to.

Some-Noname-idks avatar Some-Noname-idk Yeah You Are +6Reply

But if your dick has a curve then differential calculus has to be involved.

We always talk about dicks but never balls. The sack needs love too

We should just argue about displacement. That would be interesting …I think

EmigrandEs avatar EmigrandE Yeah You Are +5Reply

How about dimensional weight?? Where my fellow shipping nerds at

In all my talks those seem to be far more desirable factors, which I get honestly.

Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches

What do you mean by height and width? Surely it'd be girth or circumference.

Is your dick flat?

Nickyikkys avatar Nickyikky Yeah You Are +4Reply

If by "size", you mean "length", then width and height, being comparable (unless you, like, had an accident with a waffle maker or something), are often collectively referred to as "girth".

And it gets talked about.

@lazar94 this dude is the member measurement messenger

They are called "Dongmensions", and their number is three:

1) Length

2) Girth

3) Curvature

@Larny2019 I'm curious about the waffle maker part. Please elaborate

Well, perhaps a waffle-maker was a weird example - I didn't intend to confuse with the mental image of a waffled-texture (Waffle-Wang). Imagine, rather, a johnson which has had an unfortunate intimate experience with a hydraulic press (Press-Pecker). Its width would exceed its height by more than the typical ratio (estimate in the range of 10-15%), and possibly resemble, depending on length, original girth, and the power setting on the press at the time of impact(s), dimensions more akin to those of a television remote control.

lazar94s avatar lazar94 Yeah You Are +4Reply

Width and length and thickness/girth are already a part of "size."

Openeyess avatar Openeyes Yeah You Are +4Reply

Whaddya mean? I talk about it all the time! Its only 2 inches long, but its 15 inches wide, its like a cheesewheel. Might not get the back, but it sure gets the sides.

Fact Check: Size implies length, height, and width since each dimension affects size.

Kasies avatar Kasie Yeah You Are +4Reply

As the old adage goes: long and thin goes too far in, but short and thick it does the trick..

Iapetus-11s avatar Iapetus-11 Yeah You Are +4Reply

Archimedes was actually trying to determine the volume of his dick.

@Sharag Archimedes was actually trying to determine the volume of his dick.

If you're in a bathtub full with water flaccid, if you get a boner will the water spill over? Can someone confirm this?

@Eastern-Spot2023 If you're in a bathtub full with water flaccid, if you get a boner will the water spill over? Can someone confirm this?

Negative. Since all of you is already in the water and your boner is just a reallocation of blood, the total volume of you stays the same, which means the water level also stays the same.

@opensofias Negative. Since all of you is already in the water and your boner is just a reallocation of blood, the total volume...

Except if your head is above water, and blood that would have otherwise been in your head is relocated to your dick.

Let's al rather not be insecure about another measurement... rip

Not height, but distance from dick to floor. We'll call it D2F.

Let D2Fᵢ represent the distance from the floor to each individual i's shaft when in the equilibrium position such that the shaft angle θ is equal to 0°. Next, sort the set of individuals in the audience by values of D2F from low to high and assign the first individuals in the set D2F₁, D2F₂, … to those with the shortest D2F. Next pairwise match individuals according to their dick-to-floor ratio D2F₁, D2F₂, such that you obtain a set of 400 objects S = {D2F₁, D2F₂}, {D2F₃, D2F₄}, … {D2Fᵢ, D2Fⱼ} which is sorted.

Or curvature. I have been informed that women like some curves

Saucierstones avatar Saucierstone Yeah You Are +3Reply

What about the hole size? Why penis has to carry all the burden to fill the gap :'(

What about weight? Everyone should cut their dick and weight it!

WTF is Dick Height?

My Dick is three feet, two inches from the ground?

freq432s avatar freq432 Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Effectlive97 your 2 inch dick has 3feet?

No, his legs are 3 feet and 2 inches and his 3 feet dick is hanging 2 inches above the ground

The second one is called girth and people definitely do talk about it

srilarts avatar srilart Yeah You Are +2Reply

I treat my dick measurement as A squared+B squared= C squared

Thatoneduderyans avatar Thatoneduderyan Yeah You Are +2Reply

Width is always going to be better than length. People brag about having a big dick but you'd really get people going if you say you have a big AND thick dick.

Mrtechnohawks avatar Mrtechnohawk Yeah You Are +2Reply

Who is we? Cus whenever I talk with other women about dick size, length, girth, cut, friendliness to user and ability level of owner, are all discussed.

Shiny244s avatar Shiny244 Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Shiny244 Who is we? Cus whenever I talk with other women about dick size, length, girth, cut, friendliness to user and...

It's super weird that women discuss this stuff. I've never in my life had a discussion with another guy about a woman's genitals and I doubt I ever will

@Stereotypesexist It's super weird that women discuss this stuff. I've never in my life had a discussion with another guy about a...

Makes a lot of sense why guys are self-conscious about their size when women discuss down to this level of detail.

Effectlive97s avatar Effectlive97 Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Stereotypesexist It's super weird that women discuss this stuff. I've never in my life had a discussion with another guy about a...

Eh maybe anecdotal but i cannot count the amount of times I've heard guys discuss boob size and butt size. That seems to be the man equivalent to women discussing penis size

I rarely have heard other men discuss vaginas though. Most are just happy to interact with a vagina, which is probably why it isn't brought up much. Honestly the only times vaginas have been brought up in my social circles is if there is something super "noteworthy" (visible Infection or a smell that is so strong it immediately kills any chance at an erection).

@Dairyqueenemployee Eh maybe anecdotal but i cannot count the amount of times I've heard guys discuss boob size and butt size. That...

There's a big difference between saying "she's got a nice big butt" and then discussing a man's length, girth, cut, friendliness to user and ability of owner.

@Shiny244 Who is we? Cus whenever I talk with other women about dick size, length, girth, cut, friendliness to user and...

What goes into a user-friendliness dick evaluation? As a gay I talk about these things as well but that is one category I can't think of discussing.

Openeyess avatar Openeyes Yeah You Are +6Reply
@404ChompyNotFound is friendliness to user, ease of use metric or hygiene metric?

Friendly's to user just means like curvature or is there something about it ratio-wise that's super uncomfortable.

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