Guys absolutely do not do this to the degree women do. Jokes about dick size or stories about women sharing all the details about a guy they hooked up with are extremely common. Maybe the reason guys are so concerned with their dick size is that we're constantly told in media and social circles that our value on the dating market is directly tied to dick size.
I've never once heard the details about a woman's vagina shape or tightness or smell from another guy, it's off limits. Women think differently about men
We talk about width, we use the term girth, which is the same as circumference. Height is redundant since it's somewhat included in the girth.
The penis quirk and feature that no one is talking about is the dick-to-balls ratio, the good thing about ratios that it does not have units of measurement, it's universal and timeless.
Apparently the average circumference is pretty close to the average length, 5.5-6".
This means us guys get to obsess over and argue how to measure yet another dimension. 6" around is not nearly as big as it sounds, and you can squeeze that thing pretty damn tight if you want to.
Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches
If by "size", you mean "length", then width and height, being comparable (unless you, like, had an accident with a waffle maker or something), are often collectively referred to as "girth".
Well, perhaps a waffle-maker was a weird example - I didn't intend to confuse with the mental image of a waffled-texture (Waffle-Wang). Imagine, rather, a johnson which has had an unfortunate intimate experience with a hydraulic press (Press-Pecker). Its width would exceed its height by more than the typical ratio (estimate in the range of 10-15%), and possibly resemble, depending on length, original girth, and the power setting on the press at the time of impact(s), dimensions more akin to those of a television remote control.
Whaddya mean? I talk about it all the time! Its only 2 inches long, but its 15 inches wide, its like a cheesewheel. Might not get the back, but it sure gets the sides.
Negative. Since all of you is already in the water and your boner is just a reallocation of blood, the total volume of you stays the same, which means the water level also stays the same.
Not height, but distance from dick to floor. We'll call it D2F.
Let D2Fᵢ represent the distance from the floor to each individual i's shaft when in the equilibrium position such that the shaft angle θ is equal to 0°. Next, sort the set of individuals in the audience by values of D2F from low to high and assign the first individuals in the set D2F₁, D2F₂, … to those with the shortest D2F. Next pairwise match individuals according to their dick-to-floor ratio D2F₁, D2F₂, such that you obtain a set of 400 objects S = {D2F₁, D2F₂}, {D2F₃, D2F₄}, … {D2Fᵢ, D2Fⱼ} which is sorted.
Width is always going to be better than length. People brag about having a big dick but you'd really get people going if you say you have a big AND thick dick.
Who is we? Cus whenever I talk with other women about dick size, length, girth, cut, friendliness to user and ability level of owner, are all discussed.
It's super weird that women discuss this stuff. I've never in my life had a discussion with another guy about a woman's genitals and I doubt I ever will
Eh maybe anecdotal but i cannot count the amount of times I've heard guys discuss boob size and butt size. That seems to be the man equivalent to women discussing penis size
I rarely have heard other men discuss vaginas though. Most are just happy to interact with a vagina, which is probably why it isn't brought up much. Honestly the only times vaginas have been brought up in my social circles is if there is something super "noteworthy" (visible Infection or a smell that is so strong it immediately kills any chance at an erection).
There's a big difference between saying "she's got a nice big butt" and then discussing a man's length, girth, cut, friendliness to user and ability of owner.
Dick size IS length and width. Although we never talk about weight.
Calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (TMI) with this formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A2)
Length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared
What if we started to measure vaginal elasticity, labial shape and size, and overall tightness as a measure of a girls worth?
people already do that?
IDC how her vag looks im trying to get a MILF sugar mommy so I don't have to work anymore.
This is the way
You didn't get the memo!? Double standards only exist when its not beneficial
Men already do that. They also seem to be far more concerned with dicks than women are.
But also maybe don't perv on girls, ya creepo.
Guys absolutely do not do this to the degree women do. Jokes about dick size or stories about women sharing all the details about a guy they hooked up with are extremely common. Maybe the reason guys are so concerned with their dick size is that we're constantly told in media and social circles that our value on the dating market is directly tied to dick size.
I've never once heard the details about a woman's vagina shape or tightness or smell from another guy, it's off limits. Women think differently about men
We talk about width, we use the term girth, which is the same as circumference. Height is redundant since it's somewhat included in the girth.
The penis quirk and feature that no one is talking about is the dick-to-balls ratio, the good thing about ratios that it does not have units of measurement, it's universal and timeless.
I prematurely rest my case ladies and gents.
For height, are we talking about above ground level or above sea level? It makes a difference, especially if your dick is flying an airplane.
"Width OR height?" Sounds like OP has an elliptical pp, not a cylindrical one.
I read that in passing as deck size, been playing too many card games.
It's same as boobs, guy sweat their brains when girls says "double D" but they don't care to ask for the number before it, her body fat% or Ip adress
Stupid peasants
Exactly, that's why I always ask for the IP adress first! I can figure out everything else on my own!
I usually just cut off one of their fingers and make bio tests of it, this is usually enough for me
Apparently the average circumference is pretty close to the average length, 5.5-6".
This means us guys get to obsess over and argue how to measure yet another dimension. 6" around is not nearly as big as it sounds, and you can squeeze that thing pretty damn tight if you want to.
A toilet paper tube is 6" in circumference. It's a good way to measure.
But if your dick has a curve then differential calculus has to be involved.
We always talk about dicks but never balls. The sack needs love too
We should just argue about displacement. That would be interesting …I think
Cock volume. Interesting proposal.
How about dimensional weight?? Where my fellow shipping nerds at
In all my talks those seem to be far more desirable factors, which I get honestly.
Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches
What do you mean by height and width? Surely it'd be girth or circumference.
Is your dick flat?
Yes.
If by "size", you mean "length", then width and height, being comparable (unless you, like, had an accident with a waffle maker or something), are often collectively referred to as "girth".
And it gets talked about.
this dude is the member measurement messenger
They are called "Dongmensions", and their number is three:
1) Length
2) Girth
3) Curvature
I'm curious about the waffle maker part. Please elaborate
You know those flat garden hoses? They mean that.
Well, perhaps a waffle-maker was a weird example - I didn't intend to confuse with the mental image of a waffled-texture (Waffle-Wang). Imagine, rather, a johnson which has had an unfortunate intimate experience with a hydraulic press (Press-Pecker). Its width would exceed its height by more than the typical ratio (estimate in the range of 10-15%), and possibly resemble, depending on length, original girth, and the power setting on the press at the time of impact(s), dimensions more akin to those of a television remote control.
Width and length and thickness/girth are already a part of "size."
Whaddya mean? I talk about it all the time! Its only 2 inches long, but its 15 inches wide, its like a cheesewheel. Might not get the back, but it sure gets the sides.
Fact Check: Size implies length, height, and width since each dimension affects size.
As the old adage goes: long and thin goes too far in, but short and thick it does the trick..
Archimedes was actually trying to determine the volume of his dick.
archimidees nuts
Spoken like a true philosopher
It's all about water displacement.
Dickplacement
There's no replacement for dickplacement
If you're in a bathtub full with water flaccid, if you get a boner will the water spill over? Can someone confirm this?
Negative. Since all of you is already in the water and your boner is just a reallocation of blood, the total volume of you stays the same, which means the water level also stays the same.
Except if your head is above water, and blood that would have otherwise been in your head is relocated to your dick.
Let's al rather not be insecure about another measurement... rip
Not height, but distance from dick to floor. We'll call it D2F.
Let D2Fᵢ represent the distance from the floor to each individual i's shaft when in the equilibrium position such that the shaft angle θ is equal to 0°. Next, sort the set of individuals in the audience by values of D2F from low to high and assign the first individuals in the set D2F₁, D2F₂, … to those with the shortest D2F. Next pairwise match individuals according to their dick-to-floor ratio D2F₁, D2F₂, such that you obtain a set of 400 objects S = {D2F₁, D2F₂}, {D2F₃, D2F₄}, … {D2Fᵢ, D2Fⱼ} which is sorted.
Or curvature. I have been informed that women like some curves
A dick that curves up slightly is called a g-spot detector.
My dick curves downward slightly so it's a g spot detector during doggy
Go team scoliosis!
What about the hole size? Why penis has to carry all the burden to fill the gap :'(
What about weight? Everyone should cut their dick and weight it!
It's about total volume. Make a clay mold of your penis, and measure how much water it holds. Boom, that's your dick volume.
2 mouthfulls in imperial units
Do I measure in microliters or nanoliters?
Picoliters just to be safe
Microliters in my case
Personal preference
Nanopeters
You can calculated that with the circumference and length.
No need to start a dick mold capacity contest
WTF is Dick Height?
My Dick is three feet, two inches from the ground?
your 2 inch dick has 3feet?
No, his legs are 3 feet and 2 inches and his 3 feet dick is hanging 2 inches above the ground
The second one is called girth and people definitely do talk about it
I treat my dick measurement as A squared+B squared= C squared
Width is always going to be better than length. People brag about having a big dick but you'd really get people going if you say you have a big AND thick dick.
I wonder - are there any spaghetti-shaped ones. Super long, but you can almost cut yourself?
I call mine the Dickhander. There can be only one!!
Sounds like an amazing pickup line
It's ya boy,, skinny penis!
Needledick Ned
Who is we? Cus whenever I talk with other women about dick size, length, girth, cut, friendliness to user and ability level of owner, are all discussed.
It's super weird that women discuss this stuff. I've never in my life had a discussion with another guy about a woman's genitals and I doubt I ever will
Makes a lot of sense why guys are self-conscious about their size when women discuss down to this level of detail.
Eh maybe anecdotal but i cannot count the amount of times I've heard guys discuss boob size and butt size. That seems to be the man equivalent to women discussing penis size
I rarely have heard other men discuss vaginas though. Most are just happy to interact with a vagina, which is probably why it isn't brought up much. Honestly the only times vaginas have been brought up in my social circles is if there is something super "noteworthy" (visible Infection or a smell that is so strong it immediately kills any chance at an erection).
There's a big difference between saying "she's got a nice big butt" and then discussing a man's length, girth, cut, friendliness to user and ability of owner.
What goes into a user-friendliness dick evaluation? As a gay I talk about these things as well but that is one category I can't think of discussing.
Friendliness to user tends to be around things like curvature or just uncomfortable ratios of things like too wide or too long.
Ah so what us gays would refer to as the "challenges to overcome"
I'm going to rename that category!
is friendliness to user, ease of use metric or hygiene metric?
Friendly's to user just means like curvature or is there something about it ratio-wise that's super uncomfortable.