We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?

Archimedes was actually trying to determine the volume of his dick.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

archimidees nuts

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Spoken like a true philosopher

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's all about water displacement.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Dickplacement

by Anonymous 2 years ago

There's no replacement for dickplacement

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If you're in a bathtub full with water flaccid, if you get a boner will the water spill over? Can someone confirm this?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Negative. Since all of you is already in the water and your boner is just a reallocation of blood, the total volume of you stays the same, which means the water level also stays the same.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Except if your head is above water, and blood that would have otherwise been in your head is relocated to your dick.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's about total volume. Make a clay mold of your penis, and measure how much water it holds. Boom, that's your dick volume.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Do I measure in microliters or nanoliters?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Nanopeters

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Personal preference

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Picoliters just to be safe

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Microliters in my case

by Anonymous 2 years ago

2 mouthfulls in imperial units

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No need to start a dick mold capacity contest

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You can calculated that with the circumference and length.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What do you mean by height and width? Surely it'd be girth or circumference. Is your dick flat?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

"Width OR height?" Sounds like OP has an elliptical pp, not a cylindrical one.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I wonder - are there any spaghetti-shaped ones. Super long, but you can almost cut yourself?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's ya boy,, skinny penis!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Needledick Ned

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I call mine the Dickhander. There can be only one!!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Sounds like an amazing pickup line

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If by "size", you mean "length", then width and height, being comparable (unless you, like, had an accident with a waffle maker or something), are often collectively referred to as "girth". And it gets talked about.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

this dude is the member measurement messenger

by Anonymous 2 years ago

They are called "Dongmensions", and their number is three: 1) Length 2) Girth 3) Curvature

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I'm curious about the waffle maker part. Please elaborate

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Well, perhaps a waffle-maker was a weird example - I didn't intend to confuse with the mental image of a waffled-texture (Waffle-Wang). Imagine, rather, a johnson which has had an unfortunate intimate experience with a hydraulic press (Press-Pecker). Its width would exceed its height by more than the typical ratio (estimate in the range of 10-15%), and possibly resemble, depending on length, original girth, and the power setting on the press at the time of impact(s), dimensions more akin to those of a television remote control.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You know those flat garden hoses? They mean that.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

WTF is Dick Height? My Dick is three feet, two inches from the ground?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

your 2 inch dick has 3feet?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No, his legs are 3 feet and 2 inches and his 3 feet dick is hanging 2 inches above the ground

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Who is we? Cus whenever I talk with other women about dick size, length, girth, cut, friendliness to user and ability level of owner, are all discussed.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

is friendliness to user, ease of use metric or hygiene metric?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Friendly's to user just means like curvature or is there something about it ratio-wise that's super uncomfortable.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's super weird that women discuss this stuff. I've never in my life had a discussion with another guy about a woman's genitals and I doubt I ever will

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Makes a lot of sense why guys are self-conscious about their size when women discuss down to this level of detail.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Eh maybe anecdotal but i cannot count the amount of times I've heard guys discuss boob size and butt size. That seems to be the man equivalent to women discussing penis size I rarely have heard other men discuss vaginas though. Most are just happy to interact with a vagina, which is probably why it isn't brought up much. Honestly the only times vaginas have been brought up in my social circles is if there is something super "noteworthy" (visible Infection or a smell that is so strong it immediately kills any chance at an erection).

by Anonymous 2 years ago

There's a big difference between saying "she's got a nice big butt" and then discussing a man's length, girth, cut, friendliness to user and ability of owner.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What goes into a user-friendliness dick evaluation? As a gay I talk about these things as well but that is one category I can't think of discussing.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Friendliness to user tends to be around things like curvature or just uncomfortable ratios of things like too wide or too long.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Ah so what us gays would refer to as the "challenges to overcome"

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I'm going to rename that category!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Width and length and thickness/girth are already a part of "size."

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Let's al rather not be insecure about another measurement... rip

by Anonymous 2 years ago

For height, are we talking about above ground level or above sea level? It makes a difference, especially if your dick is flying an airplane.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

But if your dick has a curve then differential calculus has to be involved.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

We talk about width, we use the term girth, which is the same as circumference. Height is redundant since it's somewhat included in the girth. The penis quirk and feature that no one is talking about is the dick-to-balls ratio, the good thing about ratios that it does not have units of measurement, it's universal and timeless. I prematurely rest my case ladies and gents.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What if we started to measure vaginal elasticity, labial shape and size, and overall tightness as a measure of a girls worth?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

IDC how her vag looks im trying to get a MILF sugar mommy so I don't have to work anymore.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

This is the way

by Anonymous 2 years ago

people already do that?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You didn't get the memo!? Double standards only exist when its not beneficial

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Men already do that. They also seem to be far more concerned with dicks than women are. But also maybe don't perv on *girls*, ya creepo.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Guys absolutely do not do this to the degree women do. Jokes about dick size or stories about women sharing all the details about a guy they hooked up with are extremely common. Maybe the reason guys are so concerned with their dick size is that we're constantly told in media and social circles that our value on the dating market is directly tied to dick size. I've never once heard the details about a woman's vagina shape or tightness or smell from another guy, it's off limits. Women think differently about men

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Dick size IS length and width. Although we never talk about weight.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

The second one is called girth and people definitely do talk about it

by Anonymous 2 years ago

We always talk about dicks but never balls. The sack needs love too

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Not height, but distance from dick to floor. We'll call it D2F. Let D2Fᵢ represent the distance from the floor to each individual i's shaft when in the equilibrium position such that the shaft angle θ is equal to 0°. Next, sort the set of individuals in the audience by values of D2F from low to high and assign the first individuals in the set D2F₁, D2F₂, … to those with the shortest D2F. Next pairwise match individuals according to their dick-to-floor ratio D2F₁, D2F₂, such that you obtain a set of 400 objects S = {D2F₁, D2F₂}, {D2F₃, D2F₄}, … {D2Fᵢ, D2Fⱼ} which is sorted.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I read that in passing as deck size, been playing too many card games.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's same as boobs, guy sweat their brains when girls says "double D" but they don't care to ask for the number before it, her body fat% or Ip adress Stupid peasants

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Exactly, that's why I always ask for the IP adress first! I can figure out everything else on my own!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I usually just cut off one of their fingers and make bio tests of it, this is usually enough for me

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Or curvature. I have been informed that women like some curves

by Anonymous 2 years ago

A dick that curves up slightly is called a g-spot detector.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

My dick curves downward slightly so it's a g spot detector during doggy

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Go team scoliosis!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Whaddya mean? I talk about it all the time! Its only 2 inches long, but its 15 inches wide, its like a cheesewheel. Might not get the back, but it sure gets the sides.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What about the hole size? Why penis has to carry all the burden to fill the gap :'(

by Anonymous 2 years ago

We should just argue about displacement. That would be interesting …I think

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Cock volume. Interesting proposal.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Fact Check: Size implies length, height, and width since each dimension affects size.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

How about dimensional weight?? Where my fellow shipping nerds at

by Anonymous 2 years ago

In all my talks those seem to be far more desirable factors, which I get honestly.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I treat my dick measurement as A squared+B squared= C squared

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Width is always going to be better than length. People brag about having a big dick but you'd really get people going if you say you have a big AND thick dick.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What about weight? Everyone should cut their dick and weight it!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (TMI) with this formula: ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2) Length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared

by Anonymous 2 years ago

As the old adage goes: long and thin goes too far in, but short and thick it does the trick..

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Apparently the average circumference is pretty close to the average length, 5.5-6". This means us guys get to obsess over and argue how to measure yet another dimension. 6" around is not nearly as big as it sounds, and you can squeeze that thing pretty damn tight if you want to.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

A toilet paper tube is 6" in circumference. It's a good way to measure.

by Anonymous 2 years ago